Top Ten Ways to Tell if You're a Bird Person .....Let's Keep adding to the list!

[DebWhite]

10 - Your family asks why you are having bananas, apple slices and raw broccoli again for dinner.
9 - Even your good clothes have beak holes in them.
8 - Your hair is starting to look more like feathers than hair.
7 - You spend $100 on bird toys, but won't buy a new pair of shoes for yourself.
6 - You have to go to a wedding and look for a gown or shirt that has a picture of birds on it.
5 - You make bread for your family and throw the egg shells in.
4 - Your grandchild come for a visit and when he cries,you think about putting him back in his "cage".
3 - You invite 20 people for your bird's birthday party.
2 - You go to the grocery store and then notice that you have bird poop on your shirt and YOU DON'T CARE!
1 - When you answer the telephone and say "Hello" and people think that your bird answered the phone!


Got any more funny additions to the list?

[CarmieJo]

14. You aren't sure if that is your husband or bird talking in the other room.
13. You carry a clicker and treat container around in your pocket for teachable moments.
12. You think having your pet bite you is normal.
11. You don't bat an eye when a bird swoops down off the curtain rod at you.

[MarieandChirpy]

When you put the bird on a diet that is healthier then yours

You always talk about your bird

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